raise

I don’t know how it happened. I mean, I come to the GUJ everyday and spend all my time devouring gossip websites, going to yoga classes and playing with the office puppy. When I’m not doing that I’m coughing at all the right times and escaping to the bathroom to avoid work at my desk. And yet, they just gave me another raise! Plus a bonus for my RRSP. I’m starting to think that they are seeing something in me that I’m not seeing… imagine what I’d be making if I was trying… oh well… guess we’ll never know.
JASG